In Cameroon

WOW, so many 'Anything and Whatever'
Drink in the Shell in Tapah, I bought 2 and said this to the Casher (dun noe how to spell it)
''Can gime anything'' , den she look at me, so i give her the can, and she laugh, den she ask me me can give her sumthing, ''watever lah'' i gave her the watever can.









dis thing juz look lyk models dun dey.


















this is wat i got in the Hotlink shop in Cameroon



More will come soon i promise

Wow Tetsuo, you look lyk Stephen, sum how
look lyk a pig too.


Gods wrath upon Tommy, wakakaka
run Tommy, stop looking at your camera.


All the young and ....( Not gay )
Yea to the bachelors



This is how I look on Awards Night


Wow we didnt even recongnise her at first glance
1st time she looks lyk a girl
but she still has the boy attitude, But we all love her as a Friend


All the Crazy and anime Fans fellow
Awwww juz look at bryant
he`s juz angry




Barnabas (a.k.a Joshua Paul Jedudasan)
on left
High Priest (a.k.a Calvin Ng)
middle
Saul (Paul) a.k.a Lim Wee Yen.
We are the 3 main actors


Wow look at that man,
Shu way, the guy that is modeling
Nicholas, the guy in front of shu way
Bryant sum, acting useful behind

there are more so
wait sum more lah

Awwwww look whos dat , hahaha . ( ahhhh im sooooo sleeepy)
Name: Ian Fan
Age: (you dun wan to noe)
Hobi: 2 many to write (actually i dun noe)
Relationship: May be 2 or more
Life: Hopeless yet so great in frens life( Sory Ian )

Name: Bee Bee
Age: to young to say
Hobi: c for your self on the picture lah
Relationship: dun noe
Life: Playing HP, ntg else

Name : Tommy Wong
Age : 13 (doesnt even look lyk his age, maybe 10 or less)
Size : Piuny
Hobby : CS, Foot ball, and Staring at ppl hahaha
Life : play, work, play, work......




Name : Dawn Pang
Age : 17(got to be youger lah)
Size : small
Hobby : Jumping and wearing pink shirt

Soon i`ll put more
Be patient my frens

WTH

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

Hello! It's Melissa Yeap here, again. Yeah, Calvin asked me to post up something for him. But I have no idea what to blog about for him. Ermm, let's seeeee.

Calvin is a guy who's full of jokes & never ending stories to tell. He will always break the silence & he can never fail to make people laugh. He's an awesome friend to hang out with.

There, is that good enough, Calvin? xD
I gotta go off now.
Byeee!
Keep on updating your blog, Calvin! It's dying! LOL.

Freaking LOUD concert at DUMC

OH YEA, it was so freaking fun at the LOUD concert,
me and sum of my frens, were jumping and praising the Lord
and i wish i had a story to tell you all juz lyk Melvin,
and you noe wat, while we were praying,
Abigail fell asleep next to me, (not on me ok, on her on leg.)
so i went out, get to noe a anime fan, (oh yea)
well it was lucky.

WAIT, i got it all jumble up, up there is s`ppose to b down here,
oh well, might as well cont, so when i went in, there were so many beautiful girls,
and not only girls who were hot,
there were many guys too, Info, im not in to boiz kay,
there wii, dance mat, bubble tea, bla bla bla.
alot of stuff, HOPE next year would b even better hahaha.



THE END

crazy

Today, 1 of my fren Neilson, he told me dat he couldnt revise all the M.V today,
so he wrote it on his foot, so wen he got revise it, he pura pura look up and down,
and then he look at his foot and start revising out to ms Cath,
n he actually got away wif it, and juz he told me aft dat,
he told me another story.

He went wif some of his fren,
they found a fancy restaurant,
and he ask for a potato salad and the waiter ask
"how would you lyk it?" so he was thinking(Neilson)
" How would the potato come in?"
waiter" comes in slice"
"how big is the potato anyway?"
Aft dat, the waiter ask him, wat would you lyk to drink,
umm nah dun wanna drink,
would you lyk sum water?
errh, how much is the water?

THE END


I noe you guys who read this may feel lyk your still hanging there
but its dat all

GUMBASS, err i mean DUMBASS

Distol
Uranium
Masticular
Bi
Acetone
Systonic
Shit


If you read this,
you have
all this syntoms,
check for a specialize doctor
, which noe hw to treat sickness,
weird type of sickenesses
nvr seen b4 sickness,
look for that kind of doctor,
lyk me,
Dr. Monkeyman.Die

Meet Doctor Die,
Motto for this year =
Make every body
Read this syntoms

F@%K YEA PPL

hooray and weird too

OH YES, i finaly got my acc bck frm dad, wich they lock it wif password, and the hell weih,
1 shocking thing happen last saturday, melissa yeap aunty pauline, ask me to
saw her and wan me to teach shuffle, oh shit damn wrong weih, i was errrr wen she ask me bout that. Gonna vomit, pui.
so leave mesagge on the c box. ;)

The invasion of Melissa Yeap!

Wheeee!
Melissa Yeap here, invading Calvin Ng's blog! :P
Continue updating, Calvin Ng!
Hope you like your new chatbox!

Tata!

Shuffle lyk crazy

My life is dedicated to shuffle, and to the one and only true God, I may not b FIT to be call a christian at all, but if HE ask me to go, i`ll go. He alone i praise HIM, for no one is fit to be worship,
only God is the only one fit to be worship,
I hope dat God will choose me for one of his missionary trip, you may think dat im juz talking talking talking, but it`s the truth, better belive it. I noe sum of you may ot lyk Ms Cath, i admit it, i dun lyk her dat much, i mean her stealthyness, pinching, and her slow death of the shoulder of massage, ouch!!! Ani one lyk it juz gime comment ok, haha.
I wish dat i get to be a pro shuffler, and get famous in my skul, old one
kay, so thats for it today,

WOW, am i chun or wat, 3 blogs per day, inst dat is juz so awesome, it reminds me
of sumting, no wait a song, the song is call = Awesome God

stress out

Juz after i made dat post not long ago, i wish i could do to help you make dis skul much lyk home (yea rite,who would wan to help you), wish you could be a better fren to all of us(no way, ah ah , no way), in skul, ur lyk a mouse esther, but in you skul, i dun noe lah, so would you be atleast good frens only, HEI you all maybe thinking whetere i lyk esther or not, of cuz yalah i lyk her, but its in the friendship kinda thing OK, so dun think nonsense ok, (yea rite, lyk you wont think about it. Pui)
shit lah , i feel you unconfortable nw, so you guys juz enjoy this thing on my blog lah.

Man , i don noe wat to do nw weih, im juz so trouble about that lah, hope she doenst get
offended for using her name, sory if i did(hah!! scared ah, i offen you so wat huh scared ah, send your gangster fren over lah, scared =_=)

friend could be hurt too

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! you noe wat i juz read, shit nw i dun feel lyk being a human ani mre, after wat i juz read on ester blog, i cant belive wat she wrote on there, i feel so sad, i hope it doesnt offend you(i hope it does), and pls dun be too bad, we are lyk family(apperently not). Who ever c this blog, think of wat you can do, and if your wasting time in our school, pls dun hurt yourslef(i hope you do), think of ppl around you, what whould happen if you noe dat fren of yours has seen your blog, you noe wat is the first thing he will say to you? "i want to noe you mre"(go f*** off), c dat if you can give a good comment and not hurt other ppl feeling, ppl will treat as sum who is a really good fren, or may b a partner in the future?